A man from the Netherlands is going to be in a lot of trouble if he ever gets sued for child support. According to reports, 42-year-old Ed Houben is the BIOLOGICAL FATHER OF 82 KIDS!!!. Houben, who was a VIRGIN until age 34, runs a free sperm donation service that allows couples to have children without having to pay a sperm bank. There is one catch, however. Houben HAS SEX WITH ALL OF THE WOMEN HE DONATES SPERM TO, and succeeds in delivering a child about 80 percent of the time. Houben’s business is legal, but he says he would have no grounds to stop any of his clients if they were to take him to court over child support.