Police arrested a 50-year-old man, in a public park, for indecent exposure.  I think, however, dude should get points for originality, flexibility and knot tying!  Homeboy manged to blindfold himself and then, tie his own wrists and ankles…to two different trees!  A fisherman call the cops when he happened upon ya boy, SPREAD EAGLE, waiting for someone…ANYONE…with whom to have anonymous SEX…

CHECK TARZAN THE TREE HUGGER HERE!!!!