Insane Penis Accidents [Photos]
See, this is why I’m glad all my NAUGHTY BITS are on the inside!
Having special parts that DANGLE is, clearly, far too much of a health hazard!
Like…the dude whose beef was roasted at a fast food joint or the carpenter who accidentally sawed off his own tool!
Yeah dude, you need to put that thing away…before ya LOSE IT…