Remember when OCTOMOM, Nadya Suleman, swore that…no matter what…she NEVER ever would do PORN?!

Here’s her first PORN video:  Octomom:  Home Alone

Awesome!  Not only is she doing porn but…the “premise” of the “movie” is that she’s home alone!?  Where are her FOURTEEN kids?!  I do believe this hoochie is my new role (roll) model!!!

If you’re into puking, while you pleasure, this cinematic masterpiece is available for purchase tomorrow.

Watch as the 36-year-old single  Octomom vigorously molests herself, while attempting to look sexy, surrounded by BABY CLOTHES!?  In other shots she gyrates about on leopard print sheets, in booty shorts and a tank top, and then OOOOPS! Out pop her BOOBS.  Not finished yet?  Perhaps the Octomom ironing topless, in lingerie, will really get your pants stiff.

I do believe Mom-To-Many has found her calling, saying the porn shoot was amazing:  “[The shoot was] such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don’t think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me,” she explained. “I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake. She opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined. They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I’m very excited for it to come out!”

The porn pay-day couldn’t have come at a better time.  Octomom’s house was foreclosed on yesterday.  She says she plans to use the masturbation money to buy her family a large home.

To promote the video, Octomom hit up Howard Stern’s show today and will slide by The View tomorrow.

Ready to feast your eyes on an Angelina Jolie wanna-be whose body has been ravaged by the rigors of carrying fourteen children and then put back together by one of L.A.’s finest plastic surgeons?  L’GO!!!

WATCH OCTOMOM: HOME ALONE HERE!!!!!