Another day, another Winter Haven trailer park SWORD and Skippy PEANUT BUTTER pregnancy throw-down.
When some neighbors, one six-months PREGNANT, began arguing outside of 50-year-old Mark Miller’s trailer…he wasn’t havin’ it! So, armed with a FOUR-FOOT sword and a peanut butter sandwich, Miller stepped outside.
First he threatened three women with the sword, and even POKED it into the pregnant woman’s BELLY! Fortunately, she was able to grab the blade before he cut her. Still pissed, homeboy began swinging around the sword, narrowly missing the NECK of another woman and cutting a huge gash in the side of his OWN crib.
When another women stepped in to protect the pregnant lady…dude SMEARED his peanut butter sandwich all over her face and chest!!!
Deputies then arrived and arrested the pea-nutty prick.
After being placed in the back of the patrol car…ya boy ripped a huge chunk of padding out of the ride…with his TEETH.
He’s in jail now.