You gotta love a lil friendly brother/sister competition.

Not to be outdone, Kate Middleton AKA Catherine Duchess of Cambridge AKA Princess Kate, has joined brother-in-law PRINCE HARRY in the world of PORN!

A French magazine has printed TOPLESS PHOTOS of Kate, while on a romantic retreat with Prince William, (who feels his wife has been violated and not only by the royal weenie.)

A statement from the royals indicates that they are “disappointed and saddened” and are considering pursuing legal action. The photos were taken when the couple was vacationing at a private estate, in France, last month.

A St James’s Palace spokesman stated, ”It is unthinkable that anyone should take such photographs, let alone publish them … ”[They are] hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner.”

Wow, looks like Kate is getting the DIANA treatment.  How sad.

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