I am a firm believer in NATURAL SELECTION!  Dumb-asses will ALWAYS find a way to do themselves in.

While it’s wrong to laugh when someone dies, it’s NOT wrong to breath a sign of relief that these MORONS only killed themselves and not someone else.

I mean, SUPER long scarf — and a CONVERTIBLE — no, no one could have predicted how THAT would end.

EATING one’s self to death.  Definitely stupid…but also IMPRESSIVE!

Now, the dude who bought it because his MUSIC was TOO loud?  Clearly, he was NOT bumpin’ WiLD.  Dumb.

Death by IRONY, death by VIDEO GAMES, death by SEX?  Why you gotta mess up three of my favorite things?!

But, dude who tried his INVENTION on a DUMMY first — that dummy being HIMSELF — he really needed to go anyway didn’t he?

CHECK THESE ROCKET SURGEONS HERE — AND DON’T CRY — DARWIN REALLY KNEW WHAT WAS UP!!!

(Oddee)