Drunk Crashes Car Into House Asks Owners if They Want Pizza [Video]
Well, it IS rude to crash at someone’s crib and not bring a gift!
A 41-year-old dude admitted to having five beers, at a friend’s house, while waiting for his pizza to arrive. Once the pie was in his pudgy little fingers, homie climbed into his ride, still eating a slice. Somehow, his big fat foot got stuck on the accelerator and he CRASHED his car into the home of a married couple and their four children! Thankfully, no one was injured but the house sustained $30,000 worth of damage.
So, what did this jack-hole say upon slamming into this family’s home (mere feet from the bedroom of a nine-year-old boy) destroying both of their cars and the structure of the house?
“YOU WANT SOME PIZZA?”
It was not a hollow offer, however. Officers did indeed find a pizza box and a bottle of Tabasco sauce in the dumb ass’ car. The dumb ass himself had hot sauce on his PANTS, alcohol on his breath, slurred speech and red eyes. He was arrested.
Sounds like a house warming party to me!