I honestly thought the first picture had been photoshopped…I was wrong.
I love CHRISTINA AGUILERA — which is why I’m so concerned — that either her ASS is 100 months PREGNANT or she told her plastic surgeon…”Make mine like MADEA’S!”
Xtina’s rear was nothing short of ENORMOUS, stuffed into the lilac wrap dress she wore to the American Music Awards last night. It’s no secret the 31-year-old has been piling on the pounds, over the last year, but her butt arrived in it’s own LIMO! Pair that with the hideous ORANGE “tan,” and LAYERS of body glitter, and she looked like the DRAG QUEEN version of herself!
Before hitting the stage, Christina liquified a teeny black corset and fishnet stockings, then dipped her voluptuous curves inside. She sang and belted, wiggled and JIGGLED alongside some ferociously fit man candy wearing only a tiny pink Speedo and a star covering his sugar stick.
Speaking of her sturdier physique Christina said, “Actually, the challenge I’ve always had is being too thin, so I love that now I have a booty, and obviously I love showing my cleavage. I am Ecuadorian but people felt so safe passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl.”
NO chance of THAT happening now. Way to show us all.