Stop Bringing Your Mom to the Club [Photos]

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Look, there is NO mother COOLER than MY mom!  In fact, she is the person who finds all the CRAZY crap I post on here every day.

Do I take her to the CLUB to throw down with me though?  HELLZ NO — which is EXACTLY what she’d say IF I invited her.

You and YOUR mom should now (and FOREVER) make the same agreement.  THIS is why…

There is NOTHING less sexy than a woman, old enough to have a CHILD who can LEGALLY drink booze, tagging along to the club to drink booze with their kid!!!

Squeezed into LEATHER minis, halter tops, stilettos and fishnets check these mature mamas GETTIN IT IN!

Giving LAP DANCES to YOUNG men, most of whom look absolutely TERRIFIED.

Posing with their kids, trying to look sexy.

Posing with their PREGNANT BELLY!

Posing with a POSSE of other COUGARS on the prowl.

Chugging beer.

In MATCHING outfits with their kids

Dancing on stage.

TWERKING with their ENORMOUS butterfly ass TATTOO all out.

Boobs out.

Asses out.

On a STRIPPER pole.

Seductively SUCKING straws.

In SKIN TIGHT body suits.

WHOA MAMA CLICK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Chive)





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