Hey, if you can’t shop with the big boys — stay out of the stores on BLACK FRIDAY!?

A couple, walking in a Washington Walmart parking lot, (at 8pm Thanksgiving night when many “Black Friday” bargains began), were RUN DOWN by an old, WASTED dude out searching for DEALS on the largest shopping day of the year!

The man was thrown ON TOP of the SUV and the woman was pinned UNDERNEATH it!

The 71-year-old SMART SHOPPER wreaked of booze and was arrested on two counts of vehicular assault.

The woman was said to be in serious condition, with severe pelvic injuries, the man was described as being in fair condition.  Both were flown to a nearby hospital.

See this is why I shop online.

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(Huff Post)