Heeeeeeey, you want some turkey with that STUFFING?!
Where to begin…
Here we have a VERY LARGE, yet confident, trick trying to get her TWERK on to some Reggaeton.
She sets up the camera focused CLOSELY on her BA-DONK-A-CHUNK (or, maybe it’s FAR AWAY…same view…regardless.) She’s facing her FAVORITE room in the crib — the kitchen — and has an electric FAN, pulsing hard and fast, behind her. (This may, in fact, be for safety as well as for reasons of comfort.)
Just a sliver of light, from the miniscule living room window, illuminates the voluptuous rolls of this massive — yet surprisingly limber — creature.
Dressed merely in blue, flowered
cargo pants boxer briefs, a powder blue tank top, black wrist bands and a black strapped bra, Enorma Rotundabutt begins her thunderous performance.
Watch in amazement as she wiggles and jiggles, bends and DROPS to the warped, static-laced beat. The rhythmic swirls of her expansive pelvis are matched only by the counter-clockwise twirls of her memorizing knee fat.
Turn around you candy coated seductress, I long to see your face.