How bad will THIS suck when y’all BREAK UP?!
The SUREST way to END a relationship is to TATTOO the other person’s name on your body. What these couples did to their bodies…all but GUARANTEES…these fools will be done before Christmas!
Some aren’t HORRENDOUS. I mean, there’s the standard wedding finger matching tats and matching wedding date tats. Those, not such a big deal to have lasered off. But ENORMOUS pieces of a heart that only fit together when the two of you EMBRACE…yeah that sh*t is not only WEIRD…it looks straight MESSY when you’re not hugging!!!!!
Oh, and I’ll be DAMNED if I’m permanently etching a piece of freakin’ SUSHI onto my skin just cuz that’s what we ate on our first date. That crap is just RI-TARD-DICULOUS!
Inside jokes? Yea those are best kept INSIDE. Otherwise, you’ll be like these IDIOTS walking around with matching TOASTER tattoos.
And by the way…if we’re truly S-O-U-L-M-A-T-E-S…you already know that I AIN’T walking around with S-U-M-T on my fingers just so, when we hold hands, your O-L-A-E digits mesh to spell out the word. Hell Naw.