Guys, Lez-be-honest, the only reason you give a girl a gift…it to get SOME in return.
Give the WRONG present, however, and you’ll be HAND Solo-ing it into the new year!
Good gifts: Jewelry; EXPENSIVE purses; puppies; TRIPS; spa services; a day to do NOTHING at all…
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD gifts: EVERY single thing listed HERE!!!
Man, I wish you would give me a FRAMED picture of YOURSELF, included in the basket of WRINKLE CREAM you left on my new TREADMILL!!!!!!!