I have yet to understand why designers think that…if I had an extra $4,000 laying around…I would spend it on a PURSE too LARGE to fit in my CAR or “SHOES” that will require me to have knee SURGERY simply to REMOVE them!!!

I guess these truly are the problems of the filthy rich with disgusting taste.

Peep the absolute WORST fashion of 2012 complete with a real SKUNK fur purse and DROPLETS that absorb your TOILET odor while poo-ing in public.  If you keep the post poo droplets in your skunk purse will they cancel each other out?

The worst, however, may be MC HAMMER’S version of SKINNY jeans.  Tight to the thigh then the CROTCH sags and droops between your legs.  Just buy a pair of navy pantyhose, a size too small, and you’ve saved yourself $158!

No lie though, I do dig the $3,995 DOUBLE HEELED Christian Louboutin sandals.

I am also kinda keen on the idea of each of my ANKLES getting their own pair of JEANS.

The rest though, straight RIDICULOUS and already in LADY GAGA’S closet.

CLICK HERE FOR FASHION FAUX PAS’ THAT BREAK THE BANK…AND YOUR ANKLES!!!!

(Shine)