So, on New Year’s Eve, I’m driving — in DA BURG — to pick up my friend and there he is…SANTA CLAUS?!
Except this Santa is sitting on a broken lawn chair, on the corner, at the entrance to a TRAILER PARK, wearing VERY short shorts! And…wouldn’t you know…there were PARENTS lined up with their shirtless, shoeless children so they could sit on his LAP?!
It reminded me of this gallery of the most CREEPY Santas ever!
Now that Christmas is over, all the “my kid sat on Santa’s lap” pics are invading the Internet and O.M.G.!
I’m sorry, but my ever-so-polite child would have BITTEN and BOLTED before she lowered her tiny tush onto ANY of these freakshow’s laps!
Half the Santas just look straight HOMICIDAL as they GLARE at the kids they’re holding.
The other half look completely WASTED!
And two…just look like PEDOPHILES. What’s with the one dude grabbing the BOY between his LEGS? The other Molester Claus, at least, only has his HAND down his own PANTS.
The kids? Most are HYSTERICALLY crying, many are simply PLEADING for HELP with their eyes and two…two of them look like they were hitting the bottle with St. Nick before the pic was snapped.
Here’s to teaching our kids — year round — to NEVER talk to strangers then catapulting them onto the lap of Creepy Claus on Christmas!