12 Crazy Nipple Pasties [Photos]

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PASTIES aren’t just for STRIPPERS!

Whether you’re rocking pencil ERASER nips — or you’re more of an INVERTED kinda chick — sometimes calming down the GIRLS is a must!

I mean, not one 5 O’clock Bomb ever goes by without the MIXER asking me, “Damn!  Is it COLD in here?!” (And YES it IS because this backwards building kicks ON the air at 5p when (most) people are actually going home!!!!????)

So, to combat the problem of overly-excited BANG BANGS, I’ve decided to start wearing pasties to work!  Now, being that I work at WiLD (where clothing is OPTIONAL) I’m going to JUST wear the pasties.

I’ve been doing my research.  Check this INSANE gallery of the CRAZIEST pasties EVER!

So far my front-runners are the SUSHI and the CHOCOLATE pasties.  We’re not supposed to have FOOD in the studio but I’m guessing ORLANDO will make an exception (and RESERVATIONS!)

Now — if I rock the FACEBOOK pasties — will people come up and LIKE my boobs?  Twice?

CLICK HERE FOR THE MOST AWESOME ARRAY OF PASTIES YOU EVER SET LIPS EYES ON!!!!

(Oddee)

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