Florida Middle School Teacher Offers Oral Sex to Officer After Hit and Run Arrest [Video]
Well let’s at least go ahead and give the naughty teacher a B…for BECKY!!!!
A 53-year-old FLORIDA 7th grade math and science teacher, tried to earn a lil EXTRA CREDIT after she ran a red light and crashed her van into a pick up truck, around 830pm last night, then took off.
After police tracked Mary Maloney to a parking lot, they found her with an empty GALLON jug of wine behind the driver’s seat. According to cops, Mrs. Moonshine WREAKED of booze and could barely keep her glassy, bloodshot eyes open.
As the officer drove Maloney to the police station she asked him, “How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don’t you understand I am a school teacher?”
She then, allegedly, offered to preform ORAL SEX on the officer and said he could fondle her BREASTS — her 53-year-old breasts.
The educator was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.
The Palm Beach County school district said Maloney could be disciplined, or terminated, depending on the outcome of the case.
This is NOT the twisted teach’s first trip to the “principal’s office — in 2009 Maloney was convicted of DUI and arrested on a BATTERY charge. In 2010, she violated her probation.
So, Florida…really keeping up with those BACKGROUND CHECKS huh?!