But what a way to go, right?!
A 51-year-old woman is facing MANSLAUGHTER charges after she, allegedly, SMOTHERED her man — to DEATH — with her enormous boobs following an argument in their TRAILER!!!
Neighbors say they heard the couple fighting, twice during the night, with one argument ending when the busty bully THREW her man to the floor. Witnesses say the boob monster then climbed on top of the dude, as he BEGGED her to to get off, before laying on him with her “chest on his face.” The man was 17 pounds LIGHTER than his girlfriend. (See this is why I always say, if you can FIT in my pants you can’t GET in my pants!)
Police arrived to paramedics performing CPR on the victim whom, one witness claimed, had been smothered to death by his lady friend. He was pronounced dead at the hospital.
The chick, with the boobs that take your breath away, had a recent injury to her face and claimed she didn’t know how her man had died.
An officer later snapped a pic of, what appeared to be, the Party Puff Killer’s HAIR clutched in the victim’s hand.
Shockingly, cops believe ALCOHOL may have been involved.
If more than a mouthful’s a waste, then I guess a FACE full will KILL ya!