About to get laid and you don’t have a CONDOM?  There’s an APP for that!!!

How many times has this happened to you?  You finally get that hottie, from sales, back to your crib and the ninny didn’t bring a rubber?

You, being a CLASSY lady, just used your last one — on the dude with the broken English and fabulous abs — from the gym!

What’s a girl to do?

If you’re in Dubai, simply jump on the new SOS website or iPhone app – between 4pm and 4am – and a condom will be discretely DELIVERED to you within an HOUR!!!!!

If you’re at home, your sex savior may arrive disguised as a pizza delivery man!  Breaking you off a piece in a back alley, that TOURIST with the map, may really be the Durex delivery man!

Want this SENSATIONAL service to come to Trampa Bay?!

Simply “like” SOS Condoms on Facebook and Durex may start popping up, around town, to help dodge diseases one hook up at a time.

Talk about SAVING THE DATE!!!!

(NY Daily News)