With just a little over a month until WiLD Splash — the BIGGEST, HOTTEST, SPRING BREAK PARTY in the universe — you might be worried about how you’ll look in your bathing suit at Coachman Park.
Because I can GUARANTEE that these 22 people definitely look waaaaaay worse in their “suits” than you do in yours.
Hell, one lady just strung together a bunch of CDs and called THAT a bikini!
Half of these people…I don’t know if they’re EVEN wearing a suit…they might have been but…it was EATEN by their flesh ROLLS!
ALL of these DUDES are too LARGE to wear a SPEEDO which — might be why — some of these men are wearing BIKINIS???!!!
And how come the OLDER people get the LESS they wear?! Please tell your GRANDMA to step away from the THONG!!!
So yea…go ahead and have another chili dog because…there is NO WAY…you will look any worse than these people!!!!!!