Well, at least he’s not a PROCTOLOGIST…
A Russian college graduate has a few more LETTERS to add to her resume — R-U-S-L-A-N. They’re not written in Arial font on paper however; They’re TATTOOED — in FIVE INCH tall Gothic script — across her FACE??????!!!!!!
So, did Cheeky Von Ink Stain lose a bet? Pass out drunk at a party? Nope. She got a new BOYFRIEND. His name is Rouslan.
Lesya Toumaniantz met Rouslan in an online chat room. He became her “boyfriend”…online.
Finally, the day came for them to meet in person and — they memorialized those first few HOURS together — by Rouslan inking his name across both her cheeks????!!!!!!
The two are now engaged and she’s changed her last name to his…on FACEBOOK (so you know it’s official.)
Rouslan famously dipped his needle into another chick’s ink back in 2009. Then, 18-year-old, Kimberly Vlaminck accused Rouslan of tattooing 56 STARS across her face when she was sleeping. She later admitted she ALLOWED Mr. Sugar STICK to stain up her face. She lied when her father became ENRAGED at her permanent stupidity.
So, why did yet another love-sick ass-tard allow Rouslan to wreck her face? According to Lesya, “It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion. I’d like him to tattoo every inch of my body.”
How awkward this will be when he dumps her for the next insecure Internet idiot with a
pretty blank face.