Skittles Ad Banned for Basically Being Porn [Video]

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Taste the rainbow?!  Hell, you got it all over my FACE!

This SKITTLES commercial was SUPPOSED to air during the SUPER BOWL but…was BANNED because, well, basically…it’s PORN!  (Some people say it’s been around since 2011 but WHO CARES it’s EPIC!!!)

The ad begins with a newly married couple, still in their wedding clothes, SMASHING — doggy style!  The bride is saying, “Give me some sugar, Sugar Daddy!”  While the groom PUMPS furiously from behind!

After a few minutes, the dude says, “Get ready for my sweetness! It’s about to come, it’s about to come, it’s about to come!”

He then, pulls um back and tells her to TURN OVER.

She does and he starts SPRAYING her with SKITTLES!

She opens her lips and catches A LOT of candy in her mouth!

After he finishes MOANING and MOLESTING himself he says, “Ohhhh all over you.”

Then the Skittles graphic appears and the announcer says, “Share The Rainbow, Taste The Rainbow.”

They really should let this ad run…I’m buying a POUND of Skittles on my way home and pouring them all over my face…even if I’m alone.

Good lawd, I REALLY want some candy now!!!!!

(In Flex We Trust)

 

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