Everything You’ve Ever Wanted To Know About Porn Stars

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Ever wondered what PORN STARS are like…on the INSIDE?

Now before you get too EXCITED…I’m not just gonna show you porn.  I mean, you probably ACCIDENTALLY clicked through THREE porn sites on your way  here!  No, what I want to do is penetrate the STARS.

Okay now that the purely pervs are gone…the rest of us partial pervs can get our learn on!

Like, did you know that the AVERAGE porn star ISN’T a 5’10 – 108 lb blonde Asian chick, with DOUBLE D’S named Lacey Cummings?  Nope, she’s a 5’5 – 117 lb brunette white lady with a B CUP named Nikki Lee!

Titillating.

A 26-year-old dude, named Jon Millward, poured every ounce of his statistical juices (ew) into RESEARCHING the REAL lives of porn stars!  His work is called Deep Inside: A Study of 10,000 Porn Stars and Their Careers and it took him SIX MONTHS to complete.  Basically he just examined a bunch of porn stars, minus the stirrups, and compiled data from from their profiles on the Internet Adult Film Data Base.  The results — ranging on topics from appearance and age to sex acts and even stage names — is nothing short of FASCINATING!!!

Like, what do you think the most COMMON female role is in porn movies?  TEEN (sick)

Or, did you know that the HEAVIEST female porn star weighs roughly the same as two GIANT PANDAS?!

There’s plenty of info on the MEN of porn as well :)

This REALLY makes me miss SCHOOL.  I, too, want to conduct a study…on schlongs!!!

CLICK HERE TO COMPLETELY PENETRATE THE WORLD OF PORN!!!!

(Huff Post)

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