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I wonder if she was rear ended…
A 30-year-old FLORIDA woman, and her boo, managed to SMASH more than their naughty bits while driving along a residential road in Daytona Beach.
According to the woman — while she was driving — her man decided to administer a lil road test…you know…grab the stick…honk the horny…adjust the lumbar support…you feel me?!
Well, she felt him — lost control of her loins — and the CAR and CRASHED clear through a HOUSE!!!
Luckily, the house was vacant because that chick came so hard — through the home — that the windows…on the OTHER SIDE of the house…BLEW OUT!!! (I really want to take this dude’s driving course btw…)
The girl was injured, by falling debris, and was treated for cuts and bruises. She’s been charged with careless driving.
Her man, was uninjured, and is a FREAKIN’ STALLION!
Boy, I wish you would distract me, so hard, I crash my car clear through a building. Hello State Farm, I just climaxed uh, I mean crashed my car. Am I hurt? Nah, just a throbbing sensation between my thighs…
(Huff Post)


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