Vice Mayor Charged With Masturbating Out Car Window Driving 90 MPH on Interstate [Video]

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Well, he is the VICE Mayor…

30-year-old William Blakely, the FORMER Vice-Mayor of a Tennessee town, has been charged with being DAMN IMPRESSIVE — and also — MASTURBATING out of his open car window while driving 90 MPH on the freeway.

The Mayor-Bator was arrested after a female driver claimed he “fondled” himself, and BEGGED her to show him her BOOBS, while speeding along next to her car.  She made it a point to mention that he was “looking directly at her and SMILING” while giving himself road-hand.  Though she didn’t recognize him — as a POLITICAL figure — she managed to pick him out of a police line up.

During his preliminary hearing, a DIFFERENT woman testified against him, “He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating.  At over 90 mph, he had his penis out [the window].”  Oh please, NO ONE but me finds this REMARKABLE?!

A THIRD woman also testified against Blakely and, it was noted by the detective, that the three women were all in separate cars, and didn’t know one another, yet told the “same story.”  He added that his department has received DOZENS of calls, about the V.M. vigorously molesting himself along the road, over the past three or four YEARS!

Seriously?!  I’m really alone in thinking that this guy is insanely TALENTED?! Let’s see BOB BUCKHORN do THAT!!

No, wait…

(Huff Post)

 

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