Tan Mom’s Topless Shoot On The Beach [Photo Gallery]

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You know those GNARLY commercials that show how smoking can damage your health?  They should use THESE pics as a PSA about the horribly unattractive consequences of over TANNING!!!

Patricia Krentcil, better known as TAN MOM, appears to have cut back on the rays though…the DAMAGE has already been done.

The “45-year-old” — famous for being accused of taking her FIVE-year-old daughter into a tanning bed (she has since been cleared) — decided the best way to extend her 15 minutes would be a TOPLESS photo shoot on the beach??!!

Fittingly, the beach she chose is TOXIC;  The unnamed location is actually under QUARANTINE!!!

Looking somewhat pale, TM sports a silver bikini, though the TOP seems to have ESCAPED in many of the 100 photos.  It also appears that her SKIN and BOOBS are trying desperately to break free her body as well!!!  Add in this hot mess’ beer gut, complete with balloon tie belly button — and a few va jay jay tattoos — and you can get SEA SICK from the comfort of your own chair!

I will say this though, that crispy old skin has not interfered with the shriveled sister’s FLEXIBILITY!  In between her attempts at looking SEXY, (imagine your 78-year-old grandma’s constipated face,)  TM manages to pose with her legs thrown backward over her head!

Like what you see?  Tan Mom is pimping a new book on SKIN CARE, irony be damned!

TO AVOID IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE, PLEASE DON EYE PROTECTION BEFORE CLICKING!!!

(NY Daily News)

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