Man’s Three Questions Get Random Women to Make Out With Him [Video]

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What’s your excuse for not KISSING me right now?  Don’t have one?  Let’s MAKE OUT!!!!

A relatively attractive man has unlocked the secret to getting random chicks to kiss him — ASK.

With a slight foreign accent, dude saunters up to a bikini clad babe on the beach and says, “Can I ask you three honest questions?”  Intrigued, the girl sits up and says, “Uhhhh sure.”  His first question, “Do you think I’m attractive?”  The woman giggles then lifts her sun glasses to get a better look.  “I guess so, I mean, you’re alright.”  She says.  He then inquires, “Do you have a boyfriend?”  She laughs, “No, why?”  Fumbling the line a little bit (probably on purpose you smooth playa you) he says, “This is a little bit awkward but, what’s your excuse not to kiss me right now?”  She laughs and he straight MOVES IN, grabs her around the shoulders and OPEN MOUTH kisses her!!!

She’s GETTIN’ it too!  She puts her arm around his neck and begins slurping on his TONSILS!!!

Cut to a restaurant and he’s MAKING OUT with another girl.  Though she consented to the kiss, she clearly did not consent to being on video because her face is blurred out.

Next, he stops a pretty girl on the street and asks her the same three questions.  When he kisses her she, at first, pushes him off and says, “You’re crazy!”  As she goes to leave, he grabs her arm and says, “come here” and this time she MAKES OUT with him!!!

The kommunity kisser then heads back to the beach to try out his magic questions on a woman walking her dog near the water.  One, two, three and they’re swappin’ spit by the sea shore!!!

Dude then hits up an outdoor cafe and…after three questions…he and a hottie are tongue wrestling!

Lastly, a girl is sitting on a bench with her MOTHER and…well Mom just kind of LAUGHS as her loose lipped offspring gets it in with a complete stranger.

This has inspired me to walk up to lone MEN and ask my own three questions:

  • Are you married?
  • Do you find me attractive
  • What’s your excuse for not letting me wrap my hand around your WALLET right now?

Can’t hurt to ask, right?!

(WSHH)

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