Passenger Takes [Video] Of Masturbating Bus Driver

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First rule of driving:  Keep your hands at twelve and EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

A 41-year-old New Jersey bus driver turned the Lincoln — into the tunnel of SELF love — while running his route!!!

The driver, of 2-1/2 years, apparently started molesting himself as he pulled into the toll plaza at about 8pm.  A LIBRARIAN, sitting right next to him, whipped out her phone and started recording.  “It was disturbing,” said the woman who swears she will NEVER again ride the bus, “I was in shock and disbelief.”

As the vid shows, the ballsy bus driver managed to navigate the tunnel with one — and at times — NO hands!  The climax of the ride came as he exited the tunnel.

Wait til you see what he does to get rid of the evidence…O.M.F.G!!!

Dirty Driver has since been yanked from his position, without pay, while police continue to investigate.

Dude’s neighbor, who says she hasn’t seen him since the randy road trip, is HYSTERICAL:  “He must have been really horny,” said the 28-year-old, “He must have seen someone he really liked on that bus.  He could not wait.  He should have waited for his lunch break and gone to the bathroom.” (LOL)

Welcome to NJ Transit’s newest service:  The Park n PUKE.

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