Use This One Trick To Drink ALL NIGHT And Not Get STUPID Wasted

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File photo of a woman drinker slumped on the pavement (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

File photo of a woman drinker slumped on the pavement (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

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Listen, if I end up SPLAYED open on some strange dude’s garage floor — it BETTER be because I CHOOSE to — and NOT because I’m too STUPID wasted to care!!!!

How many times have you gone out for a “few” drinks with the girls — only to check Instagram the next day —  to find your selfie, sans PANTIES, has made you a STAR?!

Yeah, me too.

Well, get stupid-drunk NO MORE with this one tiny TRICK!!!

The co-founder of the Boston Beer Company SWEARS that the SECRET to drinking ALL NIGHT — and NEVER getting WASTED — is yeast.

Ingesting one teaspoon of dry yeast, (mixed into yogurt or something else to make it bearable,) for EACH drink — BEFORE drinking — breaks down the alcohol in the same way as your LIVER!!!???

What that means is that there’s an enzyme, in the yeast, which BREAKS DOWN much of the alcohol — BEFORE — it reaches your BRAIN!!!

You still get drunk — you just don’t get booty-call-THREE-exes-and-invite-them-ALL-over-at-the-same-time — drunk.  #OhYesIDid

(Daily Mail)

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